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I must add my favourite two from the champion that is Malcolm Tucker.

 

"If some **** can **** something up, that **** will pick the worst possible time to ****ing **** it up cause that ****'s a ****."

 

If you want to see what the stars represent, see below;

 

 

I had an incident of that in work earlier this week. And it's so true!

 

And, the best analogy (okay, not a quote as such, but infinitely quotable) I have ever heard.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5iRmPBve80

 

Bad language is a guarantee.

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'Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.'

Abraham Lincoln

 

She doesn't know does she?

 

There y'are married to a lovely lady, and out you come with the 'marriage is purgatory' quote...

 

Do you have a dog? Does it have a little house outside? Is there room in there for you?

 

 

:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

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