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All modellers should have one of those coffins assembled in preparation for the moment when herself finds out how much we spent in the Marks sale! :dig:

I does appear that the final stage of closing the lid can be completed from the inside, ;)………… you just can't leave the screwdriver in the will!

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You may have reached a sufficient tissue level of alcohol that embalming fluid would not be required.

Of course, If you're opting for cremation, I'm standing a long way back.:eek:

 

 

You could always follow Keith Richards' example. The fella's pretty much self-embalmed thanks to all the drink and drugs. Mostly drugs.

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Cremation is the general practice over here now - at my local Crem, the last sign that the coffin passes on the way in proudly proclaims that a defibrillator is available - I understand that it's been used three times - on audience members, not the main attraction.

 

Also, if you look up at the apex of the ceiling in the main room, you'll see two smoke detectors...

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