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"Give it to me! Give it to me -  for Christs sake!, I'm so wet, give it to me now!" said the young girl.  Her boyfriend gently replied ...'You can scream all you want, you're not getting my umbrella!!'9_9

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It's been raining heavily all day here, and my wife been staring continuously through the window. I'm getting a bit concerned that she might be a little depressed. In fact, if it goes on much longer, I think I'm going to let her in.

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2 minutes ago, Broithe said:

It's been raining heavily all day here, and my my wife been staring continuously through the window. I'm getting a bit concerned that she might be a little depressed. In fact, if it goes on much longer, I think I'm going to let her in.

Jaysus you're a hard man Bro!Hearty Laugh animated emoticon

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8 minutes ago, heirflick said:

Jaysus you're a hard man Bro!Hearty Laugh animated emoticon

Don't give 'em any leeway - I've seen what happened to you!

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1 hour ago, Broithe said:

Don't give 'em any leeway - I've seen what happened to you!

....and I thought I was happy.....:((

 

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11 minutes ago, heirflick said:

....and I thought I was happy.....:((

 

And who has given you permission to be happy..?

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8 minutes ago, Broithe said:

And who has given you permission to be happy..?

After years or torment, frustration, unhappyness, tears, fighting, bad tempers and hair loss (and that was just because I had to get up in the morning!!)I think I'm entitled - and you cant handle the truth!!!Smiley Wagging His Finger Saying NO animated emoticon

 

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Never liked the troll who lives under the local railway bridge. He’s my arch enemy.

Went to a railway fancy dress party. Everyone was wearing platforms.

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I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.

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I miss the old days of railway when the engineer had plenty of esteem.

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I know an elephant who refused to travel by train because he didn’t want to leave his trunk in the baggage car.

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And of course… How would you work out how heavy a whale is?  You would take it to a whale weigh station….

Sorry, I'll get me coat..........

 

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