The mother-in-laws birthday

[heirflick]

on the day thats in it, (the ould bats birthday...which reminds me it's annual bath day for her to - wheather she needs it or not!). i think it is only fitting that i pay tribute to her, so here goes.....

 

A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.The undertaker told them, ‘You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150.’ The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, ‘Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only £150?’ The man replied, ‘a man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.

[Glenderg]

Classic Shem!

[BosKonay]

Lol :)