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https://www.railwaygazette.com/news/news/europe/single-view/view/dublin-seeks-battery-electric-dart-fleet.html

Thought I was looking at the Aurora Borealis last night. Unfortunately it turned out to be indicator light on a car in Reyjkavik....it was indicating to turn left.

Like this? https://www.railforums.co.uk/threads/gbrf-confirms-conversion-of-class-56s-to-class-69s.180582/

This float won first prize in our local Easter parade yesterday....complete with balaclavas. Had a quick look at the local bank as we walked by, just to make sure this was not the real thing!!!!

https://www.railwaygazette.com/news/traction-rolling-stock/single-view/view/firm-orders-for-hybrid-powerpacks.html

Why would anyone bad mouth Paddy? Things may take longer to come to fruition than we would like but when the product lands it is always worth the wait. My only gripe is that the wife only has two kidneys that I can put on Ebay. I could put the whole lot of her up but people ALWAYS want photos and well, err, there's the rub. I could learn how to do Photoshop but then buyers are fussy when the item does not look remotely like the description photos. So Paddy if you are reading this, if you think you have problems dealing with your supplier in China... Anyway how do we go about getting Leo to have a referendum for a "St Paddy Murphy day"?

I will look favourably on your bid. (No returns accepted)

Wrenneire wrote "All things going well they will then go into full production and should be with us September/Early October" Should be enough time to get the wife into shape before she goes on EBAY. Sellers on EBAY always seem to exaggerate the condition of their items also some have a no returns policy. What can go wrong....?

Yep I heard about that. Seems there's some track booked in Inchicore where two IRM "A" class locos are to haul the real thing for a hundred yards.

Westport?

Summer delivery....gives me time to organise a church gate collection or two

https://www.railwaygazette.com/news/news/europe/single-view/view/ie-to-install-hybrid-train-protection.html

By rights this should be in a "Jokes" thread but as it is a true story it ended up here. A couple of local lads headed off to a music festival in a car and by all accounts they thoroughly enjoyed themselves. Festival over, somewhat the worse for wear, they headed back to the field where they had parked the car and there it was…...gone. Yep the car was nowhere to be seen. So you can imagine the state of the two well hung over festival goers as they trudged back out to the road. Luckily they came across a member of the boys in blue who was out directing the festival traffic. They unloaded their tale of woe on the officer who was most sympathetic and surprisingly helpful. He pointed out that owing to the festival traffic it was unlikely that the stolen car would have been driven very far. He got the details, got on the radio and alerted all the patrols in the area. The two lads gave personal details and trudged on to the nearest town. A couple of hundred yards down the road they spotted the car parked in a field. Yep you guessed it. Being somewhat below par after a weekend of festival festivities they had gone to the wrong field to collect the car. Over joyed the two lads collected the car and headed out on to the road to join the festival traffic. Half mile down the road they were pulled over by the lads in blue who recognised the car as the one reported stolen a short time earlier. Definitely a festival to remember

A spokesperson for us men..

Never had this problem with the female sex i.e. which one to choose

I suppose that six or even seven fingers could be of benefit servicing an "A" class or MM 121 loco. Where's the Golden Pages? Or is it all Google in this age?

Right, with D Day fast approaching some serious thought has to be put into how to fund the purchase of one (or more) of these desirable items. I figure that with every advance order received by the boys in head office, a return e-mail could be sent. Instead of a receipt it would be a "threaten to kidnap note" unless X amount is paid over. This could be sent to the e-mail address used by my nearest and dearest. I am just trying to figure out how many "A" classes the Mrs would think I am worth... Next I need a plan to fund a 121 ...or two...or three... Ideas will be most welcome.

https://www.railwaygazette.com/analysis/single-news/view/irish-implementation-plan-focuses-six-year-rail-spend.html https://www.railwaygazette.com/news/infrastructure/single-view/view/rhomberg-sersa-wins-irish-maintenance-contract.html?sword_list[]=irish&sword_list[]=rail&no_cache=1

Came across a new form of contraception. It's called "Putting on your glasses"....

My layout is loft based and has been in situ in it's present incarnation for 20 years. Over that time some memorable incidents have occurred. This is one such incident. I came rushing down from the attic (well as fast as the STIRA ladder would allow) and came into the sitting room. I immediately told the wife and two daughters that they had to get out of the house and stand in the middle of the back yard. So out we all rushed. "What's the emergency?" asked the wife. I explained that I had been involved in a shunting operation and that one of the wagons had derailed. As it contained hazardous waste material I thought it better that the house should be evacuated. No point in going any further, you can guess the rest. Oh, it was raining heavily at the time. Maybe that had something to do with the reaction. Ever since then when heading up to the attic my wife will pop the question "Will you be shifting hazardous waste today?" I suppose she just wants to be ready.....just in case.

And this is what NRE do https://www.nre.com/ This is a nice cab ride Happy dreams.. sleep well.

No returns accepted. Doubt any returns could be envisioned owing to the charges involved. Sound comes as factory fitted ...unfortunately.

Is it O.K. to list the "Wife" in this section? It is to raise funds for the new "A" class locos. Can supply details if necessary.

Peter's Spares www.petersspares.com I bought traction tyres from him recently. Postage is a lot cheaper than Hornby. Contact e-mail is Sales@petersspares.com

If purchased mail order, any chance you could put a docket on the outside packaging paper stating "Contains Viagra"....just in case the wife takes delivery of the package?