PETER AND THE PHARMACIST

[heirflick]

Peter goes into a Pharmacy & said to the pharmacist;
*"Hello, could you give me a Condom? I'm going to my Girlfriend's place for dinner & I think I may be in with a chance!"*
The Pharmacist gave him the Condom & as Peter was going out, he stepped back in to the Pharmacy & say; *”Give me another Condom because my Girlfriend's Sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me & I think I might strike it lucky there too.!!"* The pharmacist gave him a *second Condom* and as Peter was leaving, he again put another request; *"Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's Mum is still pretty cute.. & when she sees me, she always make eye contact & since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move.!* During dinner, Peter sat with his Girlfriend on the left, the Sister on his right & the Mum facing him. When the Dad walks in, Peter lowers his head and starts the dinner prayer; *"Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all u've given us !"*
Ten minutes after, Peter was still praying; *"Thank you Lord for your kindness. ...."*
Ten minutes go by, and peter is still praying, keeping his head down, very close to the table. They all looked at each other, surprised & his girlfriend was even more surprised than others.
So, she moved closer to him & whispered; *"I didn't know you were so religious?"*
Peter with his head still on the table replies: *"I never knew your Dad was a Pharmacist.!!*

[Mayner]

Some how or other it me of an RTE sports presenters alleged comments about the French rugby player Jean Condom. "If he is no good in the first half will they use him again in the second half."

[spudfan]

Many years ago I went into a chemist shop in Thomas Street Dublin. It would have been in the early 1980's. I asked for some meths and an eyedropper. The owner said that he had no meths in stock. So I asked if he had any benzene and he said no. Then I asked if he had any carbontetrachloride as that would do. None of that either he said. Anyway  I said "Thank you" and headed for the door. As I was going out he asked what the stuff was for. I told him it was for cleaning model railway tracks. The eye dropper was for putting it into a cleaning wagon I had (Roco). He laughed and said he never heard that before AND he had meths in stock but he had to be careful who he sold it to. I got the meths and the eyedropper and headed home.