so are the jokes......
A man goes into a service-station and asks "Can I have a windscreen-wiper for my Lada?"
"Okay" replied the man in the garage, "it seems a fair swap".
What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Lada?
You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness.
What occupies the last 16 pages of the Lada User's Manual?
The bus and train timetables.
sorry lads....its a slow day today!