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...Only in Ireland - God I love this country........apart from the feckers in Leinster House, the Banks, traffic wardens and clampers!

Any chance of a few dancing girls and an ambulance being there? 'Twould be great to have the girls to take my mind off the announcement of 42' flats, twin plough vans and a 3 pack of manganese wagons. The ambulance is on stand by if ye announce an 'A' class!!

Thanks all!

Hello boyos - can anyone tell me if at any stage, the wagons carrying the caged or uncaged water tanks for the ammonia trains were ever painted green matching the tanks? Difficult to tell from any of the pics that I have. any help appreciated as always!

How about for model making? This is a full size replica Tiger tank made from (wait for it) ... timber! The structure is built on a ford transit chassis and if memory serves took 2 years to complete. This Tiger was at a vintage military display in the Curragh racecourse some years back.

Right me lad......Ur off the Xmas list - again!

Lads - who produces the nearest color to that maroon livery?

Surely you wouldst hang a fellow Irishman?

I won't tell if you don't!

Rheinmetall ROSY - Rapid Obscuring System - just the thing when you don't want the wife to see you heading to the model shop with the lads!

Looks fantastic IRM! I especially love the coupling chain - be brilliant top see that on our Irish stock in the future - it would look the dogs on the end wagon in a rake! Best of luck with it!

...mind you don't go blind!!!

You can't beat the Irish .....the best decisions are not made in the office but in the local hostility over a few pints o' the black stuff......and the happier the crew the better the decisions! I can only assume that is what happens at IRM Towers!

Notice in advance please......Just to hide some money from the wife for my fetish!!!

You can get the bus but that doesn't help you!

I shall endeavour to to better Jason!!!

Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy's van when suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out,"Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!" Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration,he opens the window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Colleen until they both collapse in ecstasy. About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the whipping are... starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these marks having sex?" Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept with Paddy (let alone that she allowed the kinky boy to whip her) eventually admits that, yes, she did. Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims,"I thought so, because in all my years as a doctor, you've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen!'

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again." The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" Wait for it...... The blonde said, "No, just up to my t.ts ... I can splash it on my eyes if I need to''!

You could be on the ball there!

It baffles me....all drivers of hgv's are required to know their load height, plan the route accordingly and they can see the signs with the bridge height - some even flash a warning that they are to high so where is the problem?

Lads, am looking for 2 rtr barrier wagons for an ammonia train - anyone help here? Thanks

Always knew he had a summer house around Port......hard to find out where though!

Could you have a word with that lot Tоварищ Boithenofski?