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I used to work with a chap that even looked like him - one day, he stayed behind after work to nick some wood. In the dark he stepped on a nail through a plank and it just hurt too much to get his foot off. He was on his own, three hundred yards from help and the plank was ten foot long - he could only move about an inch at a time - he realised that he would never make it before he passed out and managed to get a rope over each end of the plank and take the weight on his shoulder, walking it like a skier all the way to the Security Hut.

 

They had to saw the ends off the plank to get him in the ambulance..

 

 

How we laughed.

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I used to work with a chap that even looked like him - one day, he stayed behind after work to nick some wood. In the dark he stepped on a nail through a plank and it just hurt too much to get his foot off. He was on his own, three hundred yards from help and the plank was ten foot long - he could only move about an inch at a time - he realised that he would never make it before he passed out and managed to get a rope over each end of the plank and take the weight on his shoulder, walking it like a skier all the way to the Security Hut.

 

They had to saw the ends off the plank to get him in the ambulance..

 

 

How we laughed.

 

Well thats what he got for trying to take some wood.........Back of the net!

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Brilliant stuff... longtime fan of Patridge/Coogan. Also a huge fan of Chris Morris' work

 

Morris, I very much agree. He is a genius, always very close to the edge but not just for the sake of it, like some others I will not mention. He had genuine issues to highlight, his views on the pointless and annoying endless intros to news programmes, newscasters standing up and walking around the studio like fools......the list is endless.......and all very accurate.

 

It makes you laugh but also it is quite sad because it shows up what news media is like now. Take a look at the clock part in this clip, then 'the winds of change' outro. The hilarious puns which the news media think are clever:

 

 

Git Surfing......'Menacing a helpless codger' haha

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