Doubting me is a bad move, comrade.
This - https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=newtown+laois&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Newtown,+County+Laois,+Ireland&gl=uk&ll=52.869972,-7.097865&spn=0.005718,0.009645&t=h&z=17&vpsrc=6&layer=c&cbll=52.870635,-7.096785&panoid=OcYfV5745ajHSc0fkkhDig&cbp=12,275.7,,2,-1.08 - has to be a missile, ready for launch.
Rumours of a plan for a canal from Athy to Moscow - and, beyond, to Geneva.... http://irishwaterwayshistory.com/abandoned-or-little-used-irish-waterways/the-grand-canal/south-of-moscow-north-of-geneva/