heres 5 of the worst railway one-liners that i have ever heard....
1. Those building railways have to do a lot of tracking or their project will de-rail.
2. An engine driver must be sure not to lose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track.
3. Those who steal trains must have a loco-motive.
4. Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.
...and if you think they cant get any worse........
5. The railway had a safety problem, but tried to cover its tracks.