Trying to convince the Mrs....

[spudfan]

I am trying to convince the Mrs that "Tara Mines" is a woman and that I am having an affair with....

Edited November 28, 2022 by spudfan

[Broithe]

29 minutes ago, spudfan said:

I am trying to convince the Mrs that "Tara Mines" is a woman and that I am having an affair....

Facebook comes up with 'five people' called Tara Mines. Some of them might be real, but I can't be held responsible if any of them are a bit dicky.

[murphaph]

Do you think I could use the same excuse for Guinness Kegs?? 

[spudfan]

Yes I did buy some Guinness kegs and a rake of Irish Ferts from the IRM site this weekend too. Now I am wondering if "Irish Ferts" could be passed off as a fertility  clinic. All I need is a sample jar and get the Mrs to post it off to IRM Towers. I'll tell the Mrs IRM stands for Irish Reproductive Management....Playing with trains is not as simple as it used to be.

Edited November 27, 2022 by spudfan

[Branchline121]

Couldn’t try doing that here in Meath. Everyone’d see right through ya! Mostly because most people around here are either employed here or know someone who is…

[jhb171achill]

On 27/11/2022 at 11:58 PM, spudfan said:

Yes I did buy some Guinness kegs and a rake of Irish Ferts from the IRM site this weekend too. Now I am wondering if "Irish Ferts" could be passed off as a fertility  clinic. All I need is a sample jar and get the Mrs to post it off to IRM Towers. I'll tell the Mrs IRM stands for Irish Reproductive Management....Playing with trains is not as simple as it used to be.

Gawwd knows what the IRM lads would do with that jar...........

[Horsetan]

On 29/11/2022 at 8:47 PM, jhb171achill said:

Gawwd knows what the IRM lads would do with that jar...........

What d'ye think lubricates the gears in IRM diesel geartrains?

 

Edited July 20, 2023 by Horsetan