Up dating marriage vows.

[spudfan]

I think the marriage vows need to be updated. They should read

"For better or for worse

For richer or poorer

In sickness and in health

And for ever increasing cellulite"

[Keitheg6]

Could be going down the wrong track with that one 

[skinner75]

Reminds me of one of Al Bundy's songs from Married With Children:

 

My wife will never cook or clean
Still my money spends

Who knew when I first chose my mate
That she would put on that much weight

Oh sex we'd like for sure
If it only weren't with her

Please K-I-L-L

K-I-L-L

Me, me, me

[Noel]

Do you Suzette take this man Fred as your lawful wedded modeller?

Do you promise not to object to paint smells coming out of the spare bedroom?

Do you understand the secret cupboard is truly a secret place?

Do you take Fred in sickness or in health?

Do you take Fred as DC or DCC?

For Richer (measured by size of model collection, nothing else), or poorer (shortness of breath carrying models up the attic stairs)?

I now pronounce you modeller and paint brush cleaner, you may now airbrush the bride.

 

[Broithe]

It could be worth getting the other half involved?

I have often remarked that weathering requires essentially the same skills as applying make-up, but aiming for the opposite result.

[spudfan]

Funnily enough my other half has never worn make up....