Bertie Ahern, Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 15 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes a cheque.
Obama calls the US and talks for an hour. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is 4 million dollars, so he writes a cheque.
Finally Bertie Ahern gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is 20 cents. Bertie just smiles.
Obama and Putin go ballistic, and ask the devil why Ahern got to call Ireland for only 20 cents??
are you ready……………??
The devil smiles and replies:
"Since Enda Kenny took over,
the whole country has gone to hell.
So it's a local call."