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Worst train one-liners

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heres 5 of the worst railway one-liners that i have ever heard....

 

1. Those building railways have to do a lot of tracking or their project will de-rail.

 

2. An engine driver must be sure not to lose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track.

 

3. Those who steal trains must have a loco-motive.

 

4. Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.

 

...and if you think they cant get any worse........

 

5. The railway had a safety problem, but tried to cover its tracks.:facepalm:

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This line of thought could lead to shed load of trouble and we may need to turn the table on it before hitting the buffer!

Wow. Quite combo there. You could say it was a compound pun...

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lets derail this thread with this one....

 

 

'Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak'.

 

and lastly......

 

'Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example: I am going to the off licence for drink and I am afraid it's closed.' :((

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This line of thought could lead to shed load of trouble and we may need to turn the table on it before hitting the buffer!

 

First prize to Old Blarney for that tongue twister!=D

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