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Worst train one-liners

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heres 5 of the worst railway one-liners that i have ever heard....

 

1. Those building railways have to do a lot of tracking or their project will de-rail.

 

2. An engine driver must be sure not to lose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track.

 

3. Those who steal trains must have a loco-motive.

 

4. Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.

 

...and if you think they cant get any worse........

 

5. The railway had a safety problem, but tried to cover its tracks.:facepalm:

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lets derail this thread with this one....

 

 

'Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak'.

 

and lastly......

 

'Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example: I am going to the off licence for drink and I am afraid it's closed.' :((

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