heirflick Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 heres 5 of the worst railway one-liners that i have ever heard.... 1. Those building railways have to do a lot of tracking or their project will de-rail. 2. An engine driver must be sure not to lose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track. 3. Those who steal trains must have a loco-motive. 4. Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners. ...and if you think they cant get any worse........ 5. The railway had a safety problem, but tried to cover its tracks. Quote
33lima Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 Oh deary me heirflick! Where do you get these? Probably dreamed them up in a tender moment. Quote
Warbonnet Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 I have a feeling that this topic has hit the buffers already. Quote
Garfield Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 I have a feeling that this topic has hit the buffers already. It has definitely run out of steam... Quote
Garfield Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 I have a feeling that this topic has hit the buffers already. It has definitely run out of steam... Quote
Old Blarney Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 This line of thought could lead to shed load of trouble and we may need to turn the table on it before hitting the buffer! Quote
UP6936 Posted July 5, 2014 Posted July 5, 2014 This line of thought could lead to shed load of trouble and we may need to turn the table on it before hitting the buffer! Wow. Quite combo there. You could say it was a compound pun... Quote
heirflick Posted July 6, 2014 Author Posted July 6, 2014 lets derail this thread with this one.... 'Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak'. and lastly...... 'Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example: I am going to the off licence for drink and I am afraid it's closed.' Quote
UP6936 Posted July 6, 2014 Posted July 6, 2014 I think we have reached the end of the line with this topic.. Quote
Garfield Posted July 6, 2014 Posted July 6, 2014 (edited) Looks like we have run out of Steam.... Ah here, already used that one! Edited July 6, 2014 by Garfield Quote
heirflick Posted July 6, 2014 Author Posted July 6, 2014 This line of thought could lead to shed load of trouble and we may need to turn the table on it before hitting the buffer! First prize to Old Blarney for that tongue twister! Quote
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