A bit of advice

[spudfan]

If you ever decide to have nudey nookie in front of the fire, ALWAYS make sure the spark guard is in place.

[DiveController]

Generally there has to be a bit of a spark to get the NN going but yes, everything has its place and time I suppose

[PorkyP]

And don't kick the fire irons about either...

[Noel]

On 1/25/2020 at 4:31 PM, spudfan said:

If you ever decide to have nudey nookie in front of the fire, ALWAYS make sure the spark guard is in place.

And the CCTV is turned off

[spudfan]

3 hours ago, Noel said:

And the CCTV is turned off

Not enough pixels to capture the wife

[jhb171achill]

Ah, the pixels. 

We were infested with them too. You can get some sort of spray which kills them off, I believe. It's their chattering at night that does my head in.

[JasonB]

On 1/25/2020 at 4:31 PM, spudfan said:

If you ever decide to have nudey nookie in front of the fire, ALWAYS make sure the spark guard is in place.

Along with the fire guard, a fire blanket is also a must spudfan. Bit of a passion killer. But needed, along with some other forms of protection in this situation. If you get my drift. Better safe than sorry  

[PorkyP]

1 hour ago, JasonB said:

Along with the fire guard, a fire blanket is also a must spudfan. Bit of a passion killer. But needed, along with some other forms of protection in this situation. If you get my drift. Better safe than sorry  

You may find the latter problematic when it comes to your next confession!...

Edited February 2, 2020 by PorkyP