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  1. apperently a british navy submarine got lost around there at the same time.. great pic there conor! and they seem to be going in reverse for some strange reason!
  2. youd better hope amanda doesnt see that!!
  3. A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies down on the bed... just then, a train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed. Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. Again a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor. Exasperated, she calls the front desk, asks for the manager. The manager says he'll be right up. The manager is skeptical but the wife insists the story is true. "Look... lie here on the bed -- you'll be thrown right to the floor!" So he lies down next to the wife. Just then the husband walks in. "What," he says, "are you doing here!?!" The manager calmly replies, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"
  4. A Boy and his Train A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric trains in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop. All of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train now, because we're leaving." The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room for two hours. When you come down, you may play with your trains as long as you use proper language." Two hours later, the mother was still working in the kitchen when her son came out of his room and resumed playing with his trains. The train stopped and the mother heard, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. For those just boarding, we ask you to stow your hand luggage under the seat and we hope you enjoy your trip. For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
  5. you could call into Dail Eireann and have a look at the feckers thats running....eh no, i mean ruining the country! you will find thats not as tempting as going to Downpatrick!! enjoy the trip:)
  6. thanks for explaining that snapper. i can remember that that circular cignal was a semiphore, so was it introduced latey maybe in the last 10 years?
  7. a pic of the signals in millingar...its a wonder they ate still there! TTACH=CONFIG]3150[/ATTACH] anyone tell me why there is different shapes to the signals?
  8. stephen - the library is turning out to be an excelent reference point for the lads!
  9. another great learning day! many thanks wanderer for info and pics. seen 790 several times in portlaoise and kildare but have never seen 734 before.
  10. heirflick

    SSM Sulzer 101

    excelent!
  11. have you now...not a bad attempt at all - well done.
  12. nice shots gordon. do you know if there is there an equivelent train to the sandite down the south? wanderer, nice pics as always.
  13. nice shot gordon. first time ive seen the cab light on on a 201!
  14. Not a bad start price considering the bonkers prices these things used to go for. -Rob bonkers is the word!!
  15. welcome on board ! love the layout so far. A50 grabs my attention srtaight away...lovely job. bty, what type of wagon is beside the earth mover? looks interesting. seamus
  16. stunning is the word for that video wiggy, envious looking at it!
  17. dont feel too bad there robert....im on the site since the beginning and you want to see the stuff i ask!!! like eman said were here to help:) i have the cie to ir book but cannot get a copy of Aclass007 suggestioin 'Locomotives & rolling stock of Coras Iompair Eireann and Northern Ireland Railways'. pm sent (content might be of some help!)
  18. you got my attention there leslie, pm sent.
  19. nice one!
  20. good vid there eamonn - nice find and what looks like a good series!
  21. I guess the only way to be sure is to buy one and see! right then...any chance of a loan?
  22. WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS? A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a train next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?" The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath." The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," Then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
  23. 14 hours? i would be dead at that rate if i waited for all the models i would love to have!!
  24. agree with you robert that is one of my favourite vids ever seen on the site. as for the request for an A class, i would happliy sell the kids and throw the mother-in-law in as a sweetener (shes good for protecting the house...dont have a guard dog and her voice sounds as good as a bad one!) if someone would produce one. one thing for sure - i will not be buying any more metro vics, A or C's...got stung with the lima 201s and i dont want that to happen again!! so be sure to put a stamp on that letter to paddy:)
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