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WRENNEIRE

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  1. One of the few locos that I have managed to free from its box! I cant remember if it was one of the last ones produced by Ian Mc Nally or a S/Fox jobbie?
  2. A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window glass. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home in every country in the world complete with servants," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!" "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?" "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?" You know I love you, sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly. "No Kidding," he said. "Thirty-five years old and you both still believe in genies?"
  3. Granny Bracken is selling her wedding frock 1975 vintage Says she probably wont get another wear out of it now Size 12 if you are interested?
  4. And you got this heart when?
  5. Last Sunday, and not a mention from any of you gets The cake is supposed to be a train!
  6. Cider Rich, Brandy is for people who do not have to pay for their gargle!
  7. So are most of the blokes that run it!!! ( Please dont tell anyone I said that, PLEASE!)
  8. Leslie You were beside this layout at Bangor earlier this year I am not looking forward to getting old.......... About half way down this page Leslie: http://irishrailwaymodeller.com/showthread.php/1812-Photos-from-Bangor-Exhibition
  9. They will be appearing soon on the Lima Murphy thread Also came in N gauge HO gauge and O Gauge
  10. WRENNEIRE

    Hmrs

    The Historical Model Railway Society have announced updates to their drawing service Scroll through it for links to Irish wagon drawings There is a charge but might be worth it to the rivet counters http://www.hmrs.org.uk/drawings/drawingsupdated.php
  11. Railway 00 HO N & O Chris Dyer Sean Ryan Bob Gregson Jim Downham Des McGlynn ( & Books) Dougal McFarlane Terry McNally Jim Casey Bill Quick Jack Dziworski Mike Walker Dave Lindfield Die Cast Des Cooney Mick Lennon Nigel Crofts Greene Diarmud Byrne ( & Books) Michael Dryhurst Steve Duwell Declan OReilly AOB Martin Reynolds Brian Kelly Martin Hennessy Una OGrady (Dolls) Gerry Smith Sean Doyle Sandra McDowell Eric Downey Liam Byrne John Edge Gerry Cuddihy Noel Keenan Gerard Murray Anne OLeary Owen Kelly Tony Gallagher Joe McCluskey
  12. Usual suspects Paul, with the exception of Walter, Kinvara Train, 4 UK based traders listed to attend
  13. And putting a pillow up his jumper.......
  14. Reckon that might have to wait for a while Kieran, Lima produced a small run of Irish N Gauge items It is believed that as little as 50 of each item were produced in order to test the Irish Market The items however did not sell well and no more were produced First one is a freight set 12 11 23AW I have found no reference to the set anywhere but it was bought in Dublin in the late 70's in a shop called The Hobby Horse in Rathfarnham
  15. Looking great Walter, stick up some more pics when you have it finished Train model, your attachments are not working, are you using an i Pad?
  16. George Heard some rumour about an O gauge display of Irish outline models? My informant, who is new to the hobby, thought they were Irish Was he correct? Any pics of the display?
  17. Any use? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Knightwing-PM103-2-x-BR-Diesel-Refueling-Point-Kits-New-/150894136971?pt=UK_Trains_Railway_Models&hash=item2321fdce8b
  18. Forgot to mention these 2 ladies August of this year saw the final 2 issues of the 071 class models Only 252 of each produced and classed as Limited Editions 7071 7078
  19. If its anything like the last wedding I was at, a wedding Ambulance might be a better bet:disco:
  20. In or around that, about 6.30 or twenty past nine
  21. Sweet lamb of the crutch, the trestle bridge is the dogs What bus can I get to Oregon?
  22. Anyone get a pic of the real Imp that was on display outside the show? One of the best looking yokes I have seen in a long time, stunning, well done to whoever has it preserved Not really a bus person but this one will certainly end up one one of my shelves.
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