Coffins in ikea

[burnthebox]

Hi guys, so just in case, Ikea are selling Coffins, & btw, there SELF ASSEMBLY, :ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

[Broithe]

[Junctionmad]

And light sabres , which are way cooler then coffins

 

http://twentytwowords.com/ikea-light-saber-instructions/

[DiveController]

Jim, it was your birthday, you're not dead (yet)!

I suppose luck favors the prepared (with a set of instructions in hand)

[aclass007]

All modellers should have one of those coffins assembled in preparation for the moment when herself finds out how much we spent in the Marks sale!

[DiveController]

All modellers should have one of those coffins assembled in preparation for the moment when herself finds out how much we spent in the Marks sale!

I does appear that the final stage of closing the lid can be completed from the inside, ………… you just can't leave the screwdriver in the will!

[Broithe]

Jim, it was your birthday, you're not dead (yet)!

I suppose luck favors the prepared (with a set of instructions in hand)

 

I had a night on the Nigerian Guinness - it's about as close as you get....

 

[DiveController]

I had a night on the Nigerian Guinness - it's about as close as you get....

You may have reached a sufficient tissue level of alcohol that embalming fluid would not be required.

Of course, If you're opting for cremation, I'm standing a long way back.

[Mayner]

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Like the joke about the lid not fitting on a famous (notorious) UK kit manufacturers coffin http://www.rmweb.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=14708

[Horsetan]

You may have reached a sufficient tissue level of alcohol that embalming fluid would not be required.

Of course, If you're opting for cremation, I'm standing a long way back.

 

 

You could always follow Keith Richards' example. The fella's pretty much self-embalmed thanks to all the drink and drugs. Mostly drugs.

[Broithe]

Cremation is the general practice over here now - at my local Crem, the last sign that the coffin passes on the way in proudly proclaims that a defibrillator is available - I understand that it's been used three times - on audience members, not the main attraction.

 

Also, if you look up at the apex of the ceiling in the main room, you'll see two smoke detectors...

[jhb171achill]

So, if you've just snuffed it, how are you supposed to make up your coffin?

[Broithe]

So, if you've just snuffed it, how are you supposed to make up your coffin?

 

Be Prepared! Weren't you in the Scouts..?

 

[Junctionmad]

that Ikea joke must be 10 years old by now

[Broithe]

Special anniversary edition.