burnthebox Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Hi guys, so just in case, Ikea are selling Coffins, & btw, there SELF ASSEMBLY, :ROFL::ROFL::ROFL: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Junctionmad Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 And light sabres , which are way cooler then coffins http://twentytwowords.com/ikea-light-saber-instructions/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveController Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Jim, it was your birthday, you're not dead (yet)! I suppose luck favors the prepared (with a set of instructions in hand) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aclass007 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 All modellers should have one of those coffins assembled in preparation for the moment when herself finds out how much we spent in the Marks sale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveController Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 All modellers should have one of those coffins assembled in preparation for the moment when herself finds out how much we spent in the Marks sale! I does appear that the final stage of closing the lid can be completed from the inside, ………… you just can't leave the screwdriver in the will! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broithe Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Jim, it was your birthday, you're not dead (yet)!I suppose luck favors the prepared (with a set of instructions in hand) I had a night on the Nigerian Guinness - it's about as close as you get.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveController Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I had a night on the Nigerian Guinness - it's about as close as you get.... You may have reached a sufficient tissue level of alcohol that embalming fluid would not be required. Of course, If you're opting for cremation, I'm standing a long way back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayner Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 [ATTACH=CONFIG]19034[/ATTACH] Like the joke about the lid not fitting on a famous (notorious) UK kit manufacturers coffin http://www.rmweb.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=14708 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 You may have reached a sufficient tissue level of alcohol that embalming fluid would not be required. Of course, If you're opting for cremation, I'm standing a long way back. You could always follow Keith Richards' example. The fella's pretty much self-embalmed thanks to all the drink and drugs. Mostly drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broithe Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Cremation is the general practice over here now - at my local Crem, the last sign that the coffin passes on the way in proudly proclaims that a defibrillator is available - I understand that it's been used three times - on audience members, not the main attraction. Also, if you look up at the apex of the ceiling in the main room, you'll see two smoke detectors... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhb171achill Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 So, if you've just snuffed it, how are you supposed to make up your coffin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broithe Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 So, if you've just snuffed it, how are you supposed to make up your coffin? Be Prepared! Weren't you in the Scouts..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junctionmad Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 that Ikea joke must be 10 years old by now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broithe Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Special anniversary edition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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