It's like the arms race in the 1960s and '70s.
First we got the Bomb
And that was good
'Cos we love peace and motherhood,
Then Russia got the bomb
But that's OK
'Cos the balance of power's maintained that way.
Who's next?
France got the Bomb
But don't you grieve,
'Cos they're on our side...I believe,
China got the Bomb
But have no fears -
They can't wipe us out for at least five years!
Who's next?