THE PENIS STUDY

[heirflick]

[PorkyP]

Sure, if you ask the Irish you'll always get a good practical solution..

[DiveController]

Conclusion may be flawed: surely to stop the hand from slipping and spilling any adjacent pints of Guinness!

(I can just imagine some of the replies now...... , like this poor guy whose hand has slipped)

[GSR 800]

So in conclusion it has the same function as one of these. 

It all makes sense now.

[Broithe]

@Admin needs to get a good grip of this, before things get out of hand.

Edited September 29, 2019 by Broithe

[Broithe]

The website of the unfortunately named Pen Island organisation, does make it look like a rather weird theme park.

 

http://www.penisland.net/

[Broithe]

This theme park actually exists - I understand that you can avail of a 10% discount by pronouncing the code-word "Vehicle" 'correctly'...

https://www.gardaland.it/en/

[PorkyP]

14 hours ago, Broithe said:

The website of the unfortunately named Pen Island organisation, does make it look like a rather weird theme park.

 

http://www.penisland.net/

Sounds like a gay bar in Dublin or something.....

I was always thankful I was never named 'Denis' ...there was a poor lad at school called Richard , who we always very loudly referred to as 'Dick'...

[heirflick]

16 hours ago, DiveController said:

Conclusion may be flawed: surely to stop the hand from slipping and spilling any adjacent pints of Guinness!

(I can just imagine some of the replies now...... , like this poor guy whose hand has slipped)

 

[PorkyP]

An eminent scientist demonstrates the principle...

[skinner75]

15 hours ago, Broithe said:

The website of the unfortunately named Pen Island organisation, does make it look like a rather weird theme park.

 

http://www.penisland.net/

Reminds me of the time a lad I work with announced he got the hostname 'fourhorsemen.com', which I said I thought would have been taken already. It turns out that he mispelled, and had actually reserved 'fourhoursemen.com' instead! 

[jhb171achill]

17 hours ago, Broithe said:

This theme park actually exists - I understand that you can avail of a 10% discount by pronouncing the code-word "Vehicle" 'correctly'...

https://www.gardaland.it/en/

What happens here?

You can dress up as a thief and rob all the houses. That's a boring one, as the Gardaí don't arrive.

Or you can rob cars and joyride, and they'll appear and say "Is this your vaaa-HIKKLE, sir?"

Or you can dress up as a Garda, and have coffee in a replica Blarney Woollen Mills cafe!

Since it's in Italy you have to wave your arms every time you speak.

3 hours ago, PorkyP said:

Sounds like a gay bar in Dublin or something.....

I was always thankful I was never named 'Denis' ...there was a poor lad at school called Richard , who we always very loudly referred to as 'Dick'...

The veteran politician Dick Spring might have been a dangerous person to sit beside.

[GSR 800]

3 minutes ago, jhb171achill said:

What happens here?

You can dress up as a thief and rob all the houses. That's a boring one, as the Gardaí don't arrive.

Or you can rob cars and joyride, and they'll appear and say "Is this your vaaa-HIKKLE, sir?"

Or you can dress up as a Garda, and have coffee in a replica Blarney Woollen Mills cafe!

Since it's in Italy you have to wave your arms every time you speak.

The veteran politician Dick Spring might have been a dangerous person to sit beside.

Speaking of dicks, the father of a family friend was known as Richard Taite, but better known as Dick taite. He was apparently quite an unpleasant man to be around which certainly didn't help matters and allowed the jokes to fester

One can only imagine some parents were definitely having a laugh when they named their kids.

[PorkyP]

Gardaland is probably just some strip joint,( for some reason folks seem to like strippers dressed as police)

Can't say I much relish the idea of it.. thinkin of some of the guards I've seen..

[jhb171achill]

You shouldn’t pay to go into dodgy places like that. They’ll shaft you.

[PorkyP]

56 minutes ago, jhb171achill said:

 They’ll shaft you.

Sure, that'll probably cost extra.!