Now, here goes...
					
					
						 
					
					
						The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service in  China ......
					
					
						 
					
					
						Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
					
					
						Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
					
					
						Room Service: "  Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
					
					
						Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
					
					
						Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
					
					
						Guest: ".....What??"
					
					
						Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"
					
					
						Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."
					
					
						Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"
					
					
						Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
					
					
						Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
					
					
						Guest: "What?"
					
					
						Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"
					
					
						Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."
					
					
						RoomService: "No?  Udo wan sahn toes???"
					
					
						Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."
					
					
						RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"
					
					
						Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
					
					
						RoomService: "We botter?"
					
					
						Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."
					
					
						RoomService: "Wad?!?"
					
					
						Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
					
					
						RoomService: "Copy?"
					
					
						Guest: "Excuse me?"
					
					
						RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"
					
					
						Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
					
					
						RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ...  Rye ??"
					
					
						Guest: "Whatever you say."
					
					
						RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."
					
					
						Guest: "You're welcome"
					
					
						 
					
					
						Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ...
					
				
			
		
	
	Clearly the same call centre as Eircom and the Bank of Ireland…..