Well, in that spirit, you might enjoy humming along to this:
I am the very model of an Irish rail historian,
I've researched all the timetables, both modern and Victorian,
From steam to diesel engines, through history I'm delving deep,
With every kind of locomotive, my knowledge is a treasure heap.
I know the routes of yesteryears, the stations closed and lines removed,
From Dublin down to Cork I've tracked, no railway fact I've disapproved,
In tunnels, viaducts, and yards, I find stories that enthrall,
I am the very model of a railway historian, after all.
I've memorized each engine type, their numbers and their histories,
From Great Southern Railways to CIE, with all their mysteries,
I know the tales of navvies, who laid the tracks through rain and shine,
Their sweat and toil, their triumphs told in every rail that curves and winds.
I've cataloged old photographs, preserved the stories in my heart,
Of rail workers and travelers, who played their role in this grand art,
Though some lines may have faded, and stations long gone from view,
I keep their memory alive, through books, museums, and interviews.
So when you seek a tale of rails, with dates and lore quite historical,
From Belfast to Limerick Junction, my knowledge is categorical,
In Irish rail history, I'm a passionate and learned soul,
I am the very model of a railway historian, on a roll!
.. all credit/blame goes to ChatGPT for the rewrite of the original Gilbert & Sullivan lyrics. As an aside, I'm not sure if we should be impressed or scared by how quickly AI is moving. Who knows how long before it's writing timetables or government railway strategies? (maybe it is already?!!)