Yes indeed the legendary figure was mr william keane, legendary apparently, for owning the little cottage that sat tween the various overlapping lines, and controlling the points for many routes, and essentially allowing trains to pass when it suited him, and holding up trains who's drivers he didn't like. Not even Acts of Parliment could shift him!
The boat was called the dream and it was strapped to the carraige immediately behind the steam tender for the inagural boat race between ucc and trinity, like the oxbridge race in the uk. Somewhere outside mallow, the sparks from the chimney set it on fire and by the time it got to the junction there was mayhem. The race was called off and never held since!
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