When the Lottery started over here, my aunt asked me how I'd done on the first draw.
"I didn't get any numbers. How about you?", I said.
"Oh, I only got six.", she said.
"Six! six! You only need six, you daft old bat - it's not eight like the pools, you know."
It turned out that six was the only number that she had got, her other five weren't drawn.
I was nearly on the train top see my favourite aunt.