heirflick Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Lads, keep an eye out for these two women. They're hanging around in and around Dunnes stores in Portlaoise and when you are putting your bags into the car they approach you asking for a lift to Chicken hut. These girls are very convincing and quite attractive! Once in your car one of them takes her clothes off while getting on top of you to distract you while the other takes your wallet. I've had my wallet stolen now on the 2nd, 3rd and 4th, twice yesterday and probably two more times tomorrow. Dunnes have wallets for sale for €3.99 but I've found some in Penny's for only €1.49 so have bought 4. Also, you never actually make it to Chicken hut so I've also lost 11lbs. You cant say that I didn't warn you! 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broithe Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Well, if the Guards stop you and ask "Have you any tax on this car?", you can say "No, but I've had a couple of screws on the back seat". Come on, tax = tacks. It works better if you get somebody to read it to you..... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorkyP Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 ...I'm entering Portloaise into me sat-nav right now.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonB Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Dunnes in Portlaoise you say? Right, I'm off to stick some diesel in the motor. With any luck I'll be the next victim of this scam when I eventually arrive there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorkyP Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Now, I'm thinking perhaps we could hire a minibus, there might be a few of us...... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mphoey Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 think this could be a ploy by dunnes and penneys to increase sales but ah well why not 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broithe Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 35 minutes ago, PorkyP said: Now, I'm thinking perhaps we could hire a minibus, there might be a few of us...... I think an ambulance might be more useful... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonB Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 While I'm down there, I think I might pick up some of them wallets, can't go wrong at that price. That'll be the crimbo present sorted for Her Indoors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieB Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 You’ve been very unlucky to get caught so many times by this scam. You poor thing. Stephen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted August 26, 2019 Author Share Posted August 26, 2019 22 hours ago, StevieB said: You’ve been very unlucky to get caught so many times by this scam. You poor thing. Stephen I feel very violated to be honest...... happy but violated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveController Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Can you change the thread title to "Lose weight and improve your sex life fast".... hitting your wallet is sort of expected with these things 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted August 27, 2019 Author Share Posted August 27, 2019 On 8/25/2019 at 7:58 PM, JasonB said: While I'm down there, I think I might pick up some of them wallets, can't go wrong at that price. That'll be the crimbo present sorted for Her Indoors. I like your style! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorkyP Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 On 8/26/2019 at 8:05 PM, heirflick said: I feel very violated to be honest...... happy but violated Some fellas pay extra for that..! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudfan Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Thanks for this. I have had a shower and have asked the wife for money for diesel for the car. Now it's the long drive to Portlaoise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorkyP Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 You'll be wanting the shower when you get back from Portlaoise.! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonB Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 10 hours ago, heirflick said: I like your style! Purse, wallet. They both do the same thing at the end of the day. Sure it's the thought that counts Seamus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorkyP Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Heirflick should be getting a nice letter of thanks from Bord Failte in Co Laois, for the sudden boost in the tourist trade..tho dunno if 'sex tourists' are quite what they had in mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted August 28, 2019 Author Share Posted August 28, 2019 2 hours ago, PorkyP said: Heirflick should be getting a nice letter of thanks from Bord Failte in Co Laois, for the sudden boost in the tourist trade..tho dunno if 'sex tourists' are quite what they had in mind... Ah here feck it.......I should have kept my gob and my wallet shut - yer all getting in on the act with the result that the robberies will decrease 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broithe Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 3 hours ago, PorkyP said: Heirflick should be getting a nice letter of thanks from Bord Failte in Co Laois, for the sudden boost in the tourist trade..tho dunno if 'sex tourists' are quite what they had in mind... I did suspect backhanders when I saw that this 'spontaneous' event was taking place in Heritage 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayner Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 34 minutes ago, Broithe said: I did suspect backhanders when I saw that this 'spontaneous' event was taking place in Heritage Living off immoral earnings or an undercover "sting" operation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broithe Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Broithe said: I did suspect backhanders when I saw that this 'spontaneous' event was taking place in Heritage 1 hour ago, Mayner said: Living off immoral earnings or an undercover "sting" operation? Whoops, that should have said "Heritage Week" - before I get any letters from a local hotel's lawyers.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted August 28, 2019 Author Share Posted August 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Mayner said: Living off immoral earnings or an undercover "sting" operation? Ah stop Maynor......youre killing me! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broithe Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Have you dyed your hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorkyP Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 58 minutes ago, Broithe said: Have you dyed your hair? Jaysus..don't tell me he's actually the blonde girl... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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