Which reminds me...... I was sitting minding my own business in an 80 on my way home from work one time and there had been some sort of "do" somewhere, and the train was full - as were many of the passengers.
Sitting opposite me, and across in the adjacent seating bay, were a group of Scottish gentlemen. Well, they were Scottish. They were very drunk, very abusive, shouting sectarian obscenities, and using the foullest of language in front of young mothers and children. The conductor would have been unable to tackle them alone, but before he got the chance, the train stopped routinely at Finaghy. A group of large, well built, local males approached them and left them in no doubt as to how many of their limbs would be broken in many parts, if not severed, if they did not get off the train.
Here. Right NOW.
Given the nature of what they had been shouting about, Finaghy was probably not the best place for them to go sightseeing. It was still during the "Troubles".
They got off the train, and the local youths got a vigorous round of applause.....