heirflick Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 if the mother-in-law had wheels...she'd be a wagon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 'i am become death...the destroyer of worlds' used to think it was a discription of the m-i-l, but unfortunately it was a saying from an old hindu text, quoted by Robert Oppenheimer who? yes the lad who invented the atomic bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenderg Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Ah! A Hari-Kirshna qoute mixed up with mother-in-laws. Tough night seamus, perhaps a bit of "hari-hari" round the kitchen would soothe those ******** impulses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weshty Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 A great one from Generation Kill "that boy has baaaad taste. I'd keep him away from your uglier daughters and smaller livestock" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weshty Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 'i am become death...the destroyer of worlds' used to think it was a discription of the m-i-l, but unfortunately it was a saying from an old hindu text, quoted by Robert Oppenheimer who? yes the lad who invented the atomic bomb. Old Oppie was one very, very bright boy. Amongst his many achievements, he learnt Sanscrit in 1932, a language that makes irish and latin look like a walk in the park. http://www.bhagavad-gita.org/Gita/verse-11-30.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 Old Oppie was one very, very bright boy. Amongst his many achievements, he learnt Sanscrit in 1932, a language that makes irish and latin look like a walk in the park. http://www.bhagavad-gita.org/Gita/verse-11-30.html and to think i still have a problem with the ould cupla fochal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 Ah! A Hari-Kirshna qoute mixed up with mother-in-laws. Tough night seamus, perhaps a bit of "hari-hari" round the kitchen would soothe those ******** impulses? it will shortly be HARA-KIRI if that woman stayes any longer!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRENNEIRE Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Love visiting the M.I.L. at Christmas The lads do a great job on the Cemetry, God bless their rubber wellies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 Love visiting the M.I.L. at ChristmasThe lads do a great job on the Cemetry, God bless their rubber wellies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRENNEIRE Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 " The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that its difficult to determine whether or not they are genuine" - W.B. Yeats 1888. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 (edited) 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.' - Ezekiel 25:17 , now thats a quote to say when your sloshed down the local!! Edited December 5, 2012 by heirflick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weshty Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.' - Ezekiel 25:17 , now thats a quote to say when your sloshed down the local!! Done in '95 at fancy dress in Camden St. with fake ponytail, mutton chops, colt 45 and dress suit. Bloody hell. That sounds like Wrenn on duty around the same time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.' - Ezekiel 25:17 , now thats a quote to say when your sloshed down the local!! And in the chipper afterwards when the attendant decides to put mayo on your fries... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayner Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 And in the chipper afterwards when the attendant decides to put mayo on your fries... Worser still! Is getting serious scary when Garfield and Seamus start citing Scripture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Davies Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Worser still! Is getting serious scary when Garfield and Seamus start citing Scripture It must be one of the lesser known signs of the coming apocalypse.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 It must be one of the lesser known signs of the coming apocalypse.... "The seventh angel poured out his bowl into the air, and out of the temple came a loud voice from the throne, saying, "'It is done!'" Seriously, lads... watch yer backs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted December 6, 2012 Author Share Posted December 6, 2012 "The seventh angel poured out his bowl into the air, and out of the temple came a loud voice from the throne, saying, "'It is done!'" it has been done...it was called the budget - and we were all screwed!!! i remember this qoute from an astonishing man - 'it dosent matter who you vote for...the f..king government always wins!' my dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Scotsman 4472 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.' - Ezekiel 25:17 , :praying::praying::bishopbrennan::bishopbrennan: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 "In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life." - George Best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRich Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.' - Ezekiel 25:17 , now thats a quote to say when your sloshed down the local!! You must have been watching Pulp Fiction Seamus. Rich, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted December 7, 2012 Author Share Posted December 7, 2012 the irish .... '“This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.” ― Sigmund Freud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Scotsman 4472 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 the irish .... '“This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.” ― Sigmund Freud [ATTACH=CONFIG]4339[/ATTACH] =))=))=)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted December 7, 2012 Author Share Posted December 7, 2012 ultimate love quote - (slightly edited for the young ones!) 'do you see that girl? i love her so much that i would crawl naked over a road of broken glass to kiss the exhaust pipe of the van that takes her pants to the laundry' - the gruesom twosome from ballydung manor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enterprise207 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 ultimate love quote [ATTACH=CONFIG]4340[/ATTACH]- (slightly edited for the young ones!) 'do you see that girl? i love her so much that i would crawl naked over a road of broken glass to kiss the exhaust pipe of the van that takes her pants to the laundry' - the gruesom twosome from ballydung manor lol what! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fitzguttentite Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience:cheers: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted December 11, 2012 Author Share Posted December 11, 2012 'he'll regret it 'till his dying day - if ever he lives that long!' Will Danaher from 'The Quiet Man' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fitzguttentite Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Be True To your Teeth , Or They Will Be False To You Shane mcgowan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fitzguttentite Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Water Floats a Ship ' Water Sinks a Ship , Grasshopper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted December 16, 2012 Author Share Posted December 16, 2012 'We the unwilling, led ny the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungreatful. we have been doing so much with so little for so long, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing' -my work motto! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hidden-agenda Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 I dont know who you are, I dont know what you want, If its a ransom your after i dont have any money, But what i do have are a very particular set of skills, Skills i have acquired over a very long career, Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, Liam Neeson from the movie taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broithe Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 I dont know who you are,I dont know what you want, If its a ransom your after i dont have any money, But what i do have are a very particular set of skills, Skills i have acquired over a very long career, Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, Liam Neeson from the movie taken. Not ideal to put on your CV..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
108 Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas Adams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weshty Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 "Two slices of the cake, both with the cherry on top" Paul Mc Cartney describing his music career. "Ok, let's wrap up this turkey before I puke" The ever engaging warmth of Lou Reed on completing "Transformer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 "I think there is a world market for maybe 5 computers." - Thomas Watson, founder of IBM, 1943. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
108 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Oscar Wilde: Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is much the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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