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As seen on the north strand recently - "A friend with weed is a friend indeed"

 

More like ,"A frdiend wit weeeyed is a frdeind indeeeyed!" I could easily imagine hearing that on Talbot Street or somewhere around Connolly, seems to be no end of junkies every time I go down that street!

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As seen on the north strand recently - "A friend with weed is a friend indeed"

 

Sounds like the lyrics from pure morning by Placebo Richie.

 

A friend in need is a friend indeed

A friend with weed is better

 

Rich,

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I thought there was light at the end of the tunnel. It was just some B*****d with a torch

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“seamus ...I’ve decided I want to be cremated'' said my mother-in-law .

 

without hesitation I said, “Alright, get your coat.”:rolleyes:

 

Reminds of a question that was put to a Granard man once...

 

"Would you like to be cremated?" he was asked.

 

"I don't care if they burn me!" he said.

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I went to my local crematorium last week and noticed two things.

 

1, There is a smoke alarm in the apex of the roof of the chapel.

 

2, There is a sign in the foyer saying that they have a defibrillator available. One last go...?

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A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. WE ARE ALL STILL LEARNING. (explosives instructor at adr training centre)

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