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I must add my favourite two from the champion that is Malcolm Tucker.

 

"If some **** can **** something up, that **** will pick the worst possible time to ****ing **** it up cause that ****'s a ****."

 

If you want to see what the stars represent, see below;

 

 

I had an incident of that in work earlier this week. And it's so true!

 

And, the best analogy (okay, not a quote as such, but infinitely quotable) I have ever heard.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5iRmPBve80

 

Bad language is a guarantee.

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"It is a curious contradiction, not very often remembered in England, that for many generations the private soldiers of the British Army were largely Irish."

- Cecil Woodham-Smith

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'God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.'

And the sence to keep my mouth shut till I know what I'm talking about

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'Employee of the Month'

an employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time!

Now that's just cruel. and unfortunately true....

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"Horse racing is an outdoor sport".

 

Somebody on BBC Radio 4 explaining why there had been so many race meetings disrupted by the weather lately..

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'Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.'

Abraham Lincoln

 

She doesn't know does she?

 

There y'are married to a lovely lady, and out you come with the 'marriage is purgatory' quote...

 

Do you have a dog? Does it have a little house outside? Is there room in there for you?

 

 

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if there are, then they could be on the slippery slope to hell:rolleyes:[/

Speaking of Hell,I had two lovely people from the kingdom of

Jahova at my door last week,and could not get rid of them until

I told them I was a atheist-they soon departed.I bet they thought

I was in the middle of a Satanic orgy lol.

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