heirflick Posted December 20, 2012 Author Share Posted December 20, 2012 Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance." - Sign at the Hibernian Bar, Cork City. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warbonnet Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I must add my favourite two from the champion that is Malcolm Tucker. "If some **** can **** something up, that **** will pick the worst possible time to ****ing **** it up cause that ****'s a ****." If you want to see what the stars represent, see below; I had an incident of that in work earlier this week. And it's so true! And, the best analogy (okay, not a quote as such, but infinitely quotable) I have ever heard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5iRmPBve80 Bad language is a guarantee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted December 21, 2012 Author Share Posted December 21, 2012 "It is a curious contradiction, not very often remembered in England, that for many generations the private soldiers of the British Army were largely Irish." - Cecil Woodham-Smith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhb171achill Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes moral imperative.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enterprise207 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 One day the poor will have nothing left to eat, but te rich -Random angry american black woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enterprise207 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Use the force, luke -Dumbledore, lead singer of Nirvana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted December 21, 2012 Author Share Posted December 21, 2012 When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes moral imperative.. Ghandi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enterprise207 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Ghandi? No, I think it was Davros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Davies Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Ghandi? Thomas Jefferson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fitzguttentite Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Damm pups Thought it might bring a laugh:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 "Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion." - Spike Milligan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted December 29, 2012 Author Share Posted December 29, 2012 'God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted January 1, 2013 Author Share Posted January 1, 2013 “Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 "Oh, me f***ing head!" - Me, this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BosKonay Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Scotsman 4472 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Train model Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 'God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.' And the sence to keep my mouth shut till I know what I'm talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted January 2, 2013 Author Share Posted January 2, 2013 And the sence to keep my mouth shut till I know what I'm talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted January 4, 2013 Author Share Posted January 4, 2013 'Employee of the Month' an employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weshty Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 'Employee of the Month' an employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time! Now that's just cruel. and unfortunately true.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broithe Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 "Horse racing is an outdoor sport". Somebody on BBC Radio 4 explaining why there had been so many race meetings disrupted by the weather lately.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted January 7, 2013 Author Share Posted January 7, 2013 'Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.' Abraham Lincoln Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Davies Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 'Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.' Abraham Lincoln She doesn't know does she? There y'are married to a lovely lady, and out you come with the 'marriage is purgatory' quote... Do you have a dog? Does it have a little house outside? Is there room in there for you? :ROFL: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
108 Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Going to war without France is like going deerhunting without your accordion. General H. Norman Swartzkopf RIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted February 5, 2013 Author Share Posted February 5, 2013 'We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.' Winston Churchill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fitzguttentite Posted February 5, 2013 Share Posted February 5, 2013 There are Three Rings, The Engagement Ring The Wedding Ring And The Suffering groucho marks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted February 15, 2013 Author Share Posted February 15, 2013 'He who will not economize will have to agonize.' - Confucius very true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted March 7, 2013 Author Share Posted March 7, 2013 one for the new daddies...... 'THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE IS THE HAND THAT RULES THE WORLD.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Train model Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Show me a home where the buffalo roame and ill show you a house full of sh*t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted March 22, 2013 Author Share Posted March 22, 2013 he who laughs last....didnt get the joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enniscorthyman Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 A man who seduces a women on the side of a hill is not on the level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broithe Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 A man who seduces a women on the side of a hillis not on the level. I wonder how many on here are that way inclined..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirflick Posted March 22, 2013 Author Share Posted March 22, 2013 I wonder how many on here are that way inclined..? if there are, then they could be on the slippery slope to hell:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enniscorthyman Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 if there are, then they could be on the slippery slope to hell:rolleyes:[/Speaking of Hell,I had two lovely people from the kingdom of Jahova at my door last week,and could not get rid of them until I told them I was a atheist-they soon departed.I bet they thought I was in the middle of a Satanic orgy lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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