heirflick Posted December 20, 2012 Author Posted December 20, 2012 Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance." - Sign at the Hibernian Bar, Cork City. Quote
Warbonnet Posted December 20, 2012 Posted December 20, 2012 I must add my favourite two from the champion that is Malcolm Tucker. "If some **** can **** something up, that **** will pick the worst possible time to ****ing **** it up cause that ****'s a ****." If you want to see what the stars represent, see below; I had an incident of that in work earlier this week. And it's so true! And, the best analogy (okay, not a quote as such, but infinitely quotable) I have ever heard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5iRmPBve80 Bad language is a guarantee. Quote
heirflick Posted December 21, 2012 Author Posted December 21, 2012 "It is a curious contradiction, not very often remembered in England, that for many generations the private soldiers of the British Army were largely Irish." - Cecil Woodham-Smith Quote
jhb171achill Posted December 21, 2012 Posted December 21, 2012 When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes moral imperative.. Quote
enterprise207 Posted December 21, 2012 Posted December 21, 2012 One day the poor will have nothing left to eat, but te rich -Random angry american black woman Quote
enterprise207 Posted December 21, 2012 Posted December 21, 2012 Use the force, luke -Dumbledore, lead singer of Nirvana Quote
heirflick Posted December 21, 2012 Author Posted December 21, 2012 When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes moral imperative.. Ghandi? Quote
enterprise207 Posted December 21, 2012 Posted December 21, 2012 Ghandi? No, I think it was Davros Quote
fitzguttentite Posted December 21, 2012 Posted December 21, 2012 Damm pups Thought it might bring a laugh:D Quote
Garfield Posted December 21, 2012 Posted December 21, 2012 "Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion." - Spike Milligan Quote
heirflick Posted December 29, 2012 Author Posted December 29, 2012 'God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.' Quote
heirflick Posted January 1, 2013 Author Posted January 1, 2013 “Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.” Quote
Garfield Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 "Oh, me f***ing head!" - Me, this morning. Quote
Train model Posted January 1, 2013 Posted January 1, 2013 'God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.' And the sence to keep my mouth shut till I know what I'm talking about Quote
heirflick Posted January 2, 2013 Author Posted January 2, 2013 And the sence to keep my mouth shut till I know what I'm talking about Quote
heirflick Posted January 4, 2013 Author Posted January 4, 2013 'Employee of the Month' an employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time! Quote
Weshty Posted January 4, 2013 Posted January 4, 2013 'Employee of the Month' an employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time! Now that's just cruel. and unfortunately true.... Quote
Broithe Posted January 7, 2013 Posted January 7, 2013 "Horse racing is an outdoor sport". Somebody on BBC Radio 4 explaining why there had been so many race meetings disrupted by the weather lately.. Quote
heirflick Posted January 7, 2013 Author Posted January 7, 2013 'Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.' Abraham Lincoln Quote
Robert Davies Posted January 7, 2013 Posted January 7, 2013 'Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.' Abraham Lincoln She doesn't know does she? There y'are married to a lovely lady, and out you come with the 'marriage is purgatory' quote... Do you have a dog? Does it have a little house outside? Is there room in there for you? :ROFL: Quote
108 Posted January 7, 2013 Posted January 7, 2013 Going to war without France is like going deerhunting without your accordion. General H. Norman Swartzkopf RIP Quote
heirflick Posted February 5, 2013 Author Posted February 5, 2013 'We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.' Winston Churchill Quote
fitzguttentite Posted February 5, 2013 Posted February 5, 2013 There are Three Rings, The Engagement Ring The Wedding Ring And The Suffering groucho marks Quote
heirflick Posted February 15, 2013 Author Posted February 15, 2013 'He who will not economize will have to agonize.' - Confucius very true Quote
heirflick Posted March 7, 2013 Author Posted March 7, 2013 one for the new daddies...... 'THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE IS THE HAND THAT RULES THE WORLD.' Quote
Train model Posted March 7, 2013 Posted March 7, 2013 Show me a home where the buffalo roame and ill show you a house full of sh*t Quote
heirflick Posted March 22, 2013 Author Posted March 22, 2013 he who laughs last....didnt get the joke! Quote
enniscorthyman Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 A man who seduces a women on the side of a hill is not on the level. Quote
Broithe Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 A man who seduces a women on the side of a hillis not on the level. I wonder how many on here are that way inclined..? Quote
heirflick Posted March 22, 2013 Author Posted March 22, 2013 I wonder how many on here are that way inclined..? if there are, then they could be on the slippery slope to hell:rolleyes: Quote
enniscorthyman Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 if there are, then they could be on the slippery slope to hell:rolleyes:[/Speaking of Hell,I had two lovely people from the kingdom of Jahova at my door last week,and could not get rid of them until I told them I was a atheist-they soon departed.I bet they thought I was in the middle of a Satanic orgy lol. Quote
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